please pardon this late-night angry coffee ice cream induced rage

PHUCK YOU, PHILLIES.


SERIOUSLY, PENNSYLVANIA? YOU WANNA LET A SPORTS TEAM FROM ANOTHER STATE TRY AND WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP? NO? OKAY THEN. FIRST FOOTBALL, THEN HOCKEY, AND NOW BASEBALL? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FRAK IS WRONG WITH YOU? (I would like to remind you that you haven't actually won the World Series yet, so just SHUT UP.)

That being said, I really really hope Chuck Todd donates the $1,000 to Jake Tapper's charity for Goatee Gamble, as I just cannot bear the though of seeing him without his trademark goatee. Also, I have decided to suspend my Yankees hate for the remainder of the World Series and root for them, because, ugh, PHUCK THE PHILLIES AND THEIR SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.

*goes back to learning about presidentialism and parlimentarism*